The Schmitty Family, plus one, was piled in the minivan yesterday. The plus one was my niece, A., who was riding with us back to our house. We all had been visiting my MIL for lunch.
The kids were bantering back and forth and T. pipes up with, "W. you are from Mars!"
W. replies, "Well, you are from, from....Jupiter!"
We were all pretty wound up and I just love to make my niece laugh. She's got one of those infectious laughs and she never quite knows how to stop it just short of peeing herself. So I, of course, have to egg them on with, "Oh yea? Well, then who's from Ur-anus?!"
W. and A. went hysterical in the third row. Crickets were chirping in the middle. Big difference between the 9 and 12 year old crowd and the 3 and 4 year old one.
All of a sudden A. shouts out, "Well I came from my mom's vagina!"
WTF? I guess she had too much icing off of the cake we had at grandma's house. She must be dilirious!
"A.! I'm not ready for that conversation yet, PLEASE!!"
I think to myself, "Oh no not again!"
She's practically choking on her hysterics. Remember I'm the "cool aunt who rocks!" so I guess she figured it was okay.
"Where? What? What are you talking about?" W. demanded.
"Nothing!" I said as I tried thinking quickly, "It's near Venus."
14 comments:
Should have told them it was near Ur-anus. HAA HAA HAA
LOL!!!!!!!!
Believe me Zephra that thought crossed my mind...but that would have definitely lead to more questions! I went for another V word, though I was thinking about Virginia!
Bwahhh haa haa
My boys love UR-Anus, well not yours per say...
They saw this guy logged in playing a racing game, his name was-Mike Krotch...
An entire afternoon of, "Mike Krotch is on fire" "You just ran into Mike Krotch"
Boys......
LMAO!
Vagina!
HA HA HA HA ... just what i needed to read on my lunch hour on my first day back to work!
(My son (at age 3) told me that he came from a BLUE PLANICK.. not plant.."PLANICK".... and he didn't come from me, he cane through me...)
I wish our car journeys were as entertaining as yours. Our trips around town are enough to have me jump out of the car and run!
now THAT was funny. and you still rock :)
I am soooooo glad we are not in the vagina days yet. ;)
Love it!
Vagina...
That reminds me...the funniest thing happened at my husbands work. They had bags made up in their West Virginia office for a fundraiser. They were supposed to say...West Virginia #1
They came back from the printers reading....Wet Varginas #1.
Too funny!
Ha ha ha!!! Excellent!
That's so cute. :)
Liv did a report on Uranus for school last year. (She goes to a Montessori with grades 1-6 in two classrooms and they all work together at times.) She came home and said, "For some reason, all the boys in the upper grades kept giggling the whole time I gave my report..."
I don't think she has figured it out just yet....
Now that's funny!
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