Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Take Us Back In Time Tuesday - 8/11/09


The year was 1989. The sleeping beauty? Mr. Schmitty. We were both 22 and best friends.

ONLY.

I remember this weekend, clearly. I am quite surprised I can recall it so well. There was mucho alcohol consumed, which I'm sure, accounted for a major loss of brain cells.

You probably are thinking this is just a picture of a sleeping man. Au contraire! You see, the story behind this photo is what you DON'T see. It is what is beyond the borders. It's also what the slumbering Mr. Schmitty has yet to experience.

I was house sitting for my friend. N.'s family lived in another state and she would periodically ask me to stay at her house and take care of her dog. Seriously, what 22 year old wouldn't?

And because we were friends, she knew that I'd have parties. Hell, she encouraged them! So, this particular night, Mr. Schmitty and I had gone to a wedding together. Like I said, as FRIENDS ONLY. When we came back to N.'s house, there was a mob waiting for us on the front porch.

We partied well into the morning hours. If I were able to enlarge the photo, you'd see the remnants of bottles and cans, as well as pizza boxes and chip bags. The place was a mess! Thank goodness N. wasn't much of a housekeeper back then.

While most of the party goers passed out fell down asleep in the living room, Mr. Schmitty retreated to a bed, like a normal person. I told you he was a dork.

Now, this is where the real fun begins. He heard the door to the bedroom open. He looked up to see a very drunk friend of ours. As said friend staggered in, he muttered something about the bathroom. Before Mr. Schmitty could tell him that it was the next room over....can you guess what happened?

Uh-huh.

The drunken fool began to pee all over the comforter. Thankfully for my future husband he was on the other side of the bed and was able to stay dry.

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10 comments:

Midwest Mommy said...

Ok I would have never guessed that, lol

Patois said...

GACK!

Bonnie the Boss said...

Funny! I am glad he didn't get peed on! ick!

Dina said...

That is hilarious! That happened in my home several years ago. But it was on MY WALL by my cousin who was so drunk he didn't know where the bathroom was.
Thanks for sharing!!

meleah rebeccah said...

OMG! That is too funny. Thank god your hubby didn't get sprayed!

Tricia said...

Too funny!

Dawn said...

What a hilarious story!!!

Lisa @ Boondock Ramblings said...

Oh that is so awful. I've heard some awful stories like that.

And I don't drink. This is one reason why. Wait...but it wasn't your husband who...well, you know what I mean. Right?

Ah, maybe I'll go pour a drink now.

Jill said...

That's a great story. I'm back on board for next week for sure. I started a post for this week, but the day got away from me yesterday. Next week! Promise!

Kelley @ magnetoboldtoo said...

bwaaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaaaa!

Nowadays someone would have followed him in, videoed it and chucked it up on YouTube within minutes!