I crossed my heart and hoped to die that I'd attend this year.
When I finally was confronted with the fact that I am a grown up, I was forced to realize that I have responsibilities. It's either feed my kids or go to a
I doubt Jessica Rabbit would have had any problems. Pfft.
So, as I told the women of Room704, who will be placing this button in their maga-catalog-zine, it is with heavy heart that I must say, I will NOT be attending BlogHer '09. Because.....
I thought I'd be flying with Liz and sharing a vomit bag. We Jersey girls gotta stick together, you know.
I thought I'd be handing out my own Moo cards and hi-fiving with my own Poken instead of begging the wonderful Sam to tote my shit around.
I thought I'd be drinking with Jill and wearing Kotex with Karly as we anticipate the arrival of Leslie.
I thought I'd be making Cheeseburger Hats!
But the powers that be were on my side.
"What? What?!" you say. YES! You read correctly, I am happy not to be showing up at this party, that party, and especially THE party!
I am absolutely THRILLED that I won't be meeting her. Or bumping into her. And I'm ecstatic that I won't be hiding out in the bathroom with her.
And do you know why?
THIS MONSTER OF A FUCKING ZIT IS WHY!!!!