Monday, June 08, 2009

Google Certainly Is A Playground For Some

I check my traffic stats every morning on StatCounter. I like to see how many visitors I've had to my blog. I also peruse the keywords that brought them here.

I'm kind of wishing I hadn't this morning.

Let me tell you, there are definitely some freaks surfing the Internet, my friends. FREAKS, I tell you.

Now, I'm not one to care what you do in the privacy of your own home. That's your business. But don't bring it to my attention by coming here. So young man from the UK? I don't want to know what you do with your finger, k?

This next one I needed to do some research on. I Googled the name that was used and apparently she's a porn star. Great. But I am a bit confused about the rest of the search words. What is a "big drick disorder" and how to you "treat" it? BWAHHHHAAAAA!

On page two of my stats, I was shocked and disgusted to find a search involving a canine, a woman, and a hard ride. C'mon people! Seriously?!

I just puked in my mouth a little.

But I must take some responsibility for this one landing here. The first two searches were totally taken out of context. The words used to search could have directed you anywhere. But the last? Well, I kind of asked for that one.

You see the post that was highlighted was this one. See? Completely my fault.

But the problem I have? If you type in the statement, in question, I am in the number one spot on Google Ireland.

Yay Me.

13 comments:

♥georgie♥ said...

okay now i am scared to check my stats lol

Lisa (Jonny's Mommy) said...

One of my hits...well, more than once, came from a search phrase "boondocks sex..." I don't want to know!

Jill said...

I love checking out the crazy searches on my SiteMetere stats page! But most of mine are about bacon and baby boys. (Not at the same time)

Stacie's Madness said...

seriously, the searches are hilarious and post worthy! Love it.

The Fritz Facts said...

I love seeing what people search when they get me. It cracks me up everytime.

TMWW said...

I'm gonna have to check mine soon and see what kind of wierdo type of people I am attracting as well and post about it LOL!

Derek said...

I don't know how to check that.

Scary Mommy said...

My search terms always seem to include freaky combination of mother + scary + fuck. You can imagine the lovely googlers I get.

Bonnie the Boss said...

Yay, I bet you are glad about the freaks! the world scares me enough without me checking that.

Kelley @ magnetoboldtoo said...

freaky damn leprechauns...

Misty said...

How do you check that?

Justice Jonesie said...

LOL, I love checking my stats and you find the weirdest stuff out there. Happy looking!

Jen said...

Google scares me. I get an insane amount of hits from people looking for girls pooping. And that one time I wrote about getting an enema in the ER gets me crazy traffic from what I assume are enema fetishists.