Google Certainly Is A Playground For Some

I check my traffic stats every morning on StatCounter. I like to see how many visitors I've had to my blog. I also peruse the keywords that brought them here.

I'm kind of wishing I hadn't this morning.

Let me tell you, there are definitely some freaks surfing the Internet, my friends. FREAKS, I tell you.

Now, I'm not one to care what you do in the privacy of your own home. That's your business. But don't bring it to my attention by coming here. So young man from the UK? I don't want to know what you do with your finger, k?

This next one I needed to do some research on. I Googled the name that was used and apparently she's a porn star. Great. But I am a bit confused about the rest of the search words. What is a "big drick disorder" and how to you "treat" it? BWAHHHHAAAAA!

On page two of my stats, I was shocked and disgusted to find a search involving a canine, a woman, and a hard ride. C'mon people! Seriously?!

I just puked in my mouth a little.

But I must take some responsibility for this one landing here. The first two searches were totally taken out of context. The words used to search could have directed you anywhere. But the last? Well, I kind of asked for that one.

You see the post that was highlighted was this one. See? Completely my fault.

But the problem I have? If you type in the statement, in question, I am in the number one spot on Google Ireland.

Yay Me.