Friday, December 19, 2008

If The Shoe Fits, Kick Yourself In The Arse

THIS is a triangle:THIS is the color red:

THESE are letters:
D, E, I, L, Y


When you put THEM together you get THIS:The Wikipedia definition of THAT is THIS:

A Yield traffic sign indicates that a vehicle driver must slow down and prepare to stop if necessary — usually while merging into traffic on another road but needn't stop if there is no reason to do so.

Note the enhanced version of THAT definition:

A Yield traffic sign indicates that a vehicle driver must slow down and prepare to stop if necessary—usually while merging into traffic on another road but needn't stop if there is no reason to do so.

For the idiot moron asshat school bus driver that failed to observe THOSE rules in Jersey last week, please consider THIS your lesson for today.

THAT is all.

11 comments:

Laura said...

Dumb Bimbo Chickie...hope she gets what is coming to her - hold strong.

Megryansmom said...

I dunno about Jersey, but here in J-Town those rules generally do not apply to bus drivers. Hope you're all ok.

Queen-Size funny bone said...

I had to pass a bus last night that was travelling about 40 in the fast lane on the highway. Training...

Liz@thisfullhouse said...

Dumbass bus driver -- I hate driving (anywhere) in Jersey!

Patois said...

You go, girl!

4 Lettre Words said...

No one is aware of this in the south!

P.S. I absolutely LOVE your blog name!!

The Mom said...

A school bus driver...what a twit, i'd report him to spare the kids!

meleah rebeccah said...

Im sory people are jerks on the road, but this post is COMEDY. I loved the drawings and how you gave the definition of YIELD. Classic!

Mrs4444 said...

Isn't that satisfying? Nicely done.

Stacey said...

Around here I think yield means: Blow through this sign as quickly as possible and make oncoming traffic slam on their brakes so you don't have to wait the 10 seconds it takes for them to pass.

Tiddly Inks said...

Subtle hint, my dear....subtle! LOL

My hubby is from NJ--I promise the yield signs actually mean....go fast, don't look, and honk if anyone gets in your way. LOL