I'm Not A Very Good Friend

Okay, I suck. I'm so wrapped up in my own stuff that I completely forgot, on four occasions, to thank someone for being so kind to me.

That's right, you read it, FOUR.TIMES!

[hanging my head in shame]

I'm not a very good friend. I have absolutely no manners.

But I know how to grovel.

[dropping to my knees and clasping my hands together]

Leigh? Won't you please, PLEASE forgive me? You are such an awesome lady and I completely screwed up.

[crawling towards you and looking up with puppy eyes]

I swear I will make it up to you!!

[kissing Leigh's feet]

You might all be wondering what this is about. You see, Leigh at Tales From Bloggeritaville, considers me one of her "Frans". She has proven to me time,

July 2008

and time,

August 2008

AND TIME AGAIN, that she values my friendship.

August 2008

And.I.never.even.acknowledged.her.gestures.on.my.blog. (Well, here I did, but that doesn't count because who seriously cares what awards I've gotten? I'm sure no one has ever even clicked on that link. I just put it there to stroke my own ego.)

I'm a complete and total bonehead.

If you forgive me Leigh, I would like to present you with a peace offering. I searched the internet for the perfect award to honor you. I couldn't find anything worthy. So I made you one. I hope you like it.

I am really and truly sorry Leigh! I hope you can forgive me.
I love ya!!!!