Saturday, September 06, 2008

I'm Not A Very Good Friend

Okay, I suck. I'm so wrapped up in my own stuff that I completely forgot, on four occasions, to thank someone for being so kind to me.

That's right, you read it, FOUR.TIMES!

[hanging my head in shame]

I'm not a very good friend. I have absolutely no manners.

But I know how to grovel.

[dropping to my knees and clasping my hands together]

Leigh? Won't you please, PLEASE forgive me? You are such an awesome lady and I completely screwed up.

[crawling towards you and looking up with puppy eyes]

I swear I will make it up to you!!

[kissing Leigh's feet]

You might all be wondering what this is about. You see, Leigh at Tales From Bloggeritaville, considers me one of her "Frans". She has proven to me time,


July 2008

and time,


August 2008

AND TIME AGAIN, that she values my friendship.


August 2008


And.I.never.even.acknowledged.her.gestures.on.my.blog. (Well, here I did, but that doesn't count because who seriously cares what awards I've gotten? I'm sure no one has ever even clicked on that link. I just put it there to stroke my own ego.)

I'm a complete and total bonehead.

If you forgive me Leigh, I would like to present you with a peace offering. I searched the internet for the perfect award to honor you. I couldn't find anything worthy. So I made you one. I hope you like it.


I am really and truly sorry Leigh! I hope you can forgive me.
I love ya!!!!


11 comments:

georgie said...

awwww thats a pretty award!

meleah rebeccah said...

Wow. The award you made for Leigh is awesome. Im sure she will forgive you!

Queen-Size funny bone said...

I'd forgive you.

Jyl @ MommyGossip said...

Love this award!

Mrs. Schmitty said...

Georgie: Thank you!!

Meleah: Thank you, I hope so. But knowing Leigh...she will!

Queen-size Funny Bone: [blushing] Thanks!

JYL: THANKS!

The Fritz Facts said...

That is a great award! Love the colors on it. You sure do know how to grovel! I am impressed.

Maria said...

I never know how to handle awards. I love getting them but feel like a braggart posting them in my blog...

Leigh said...

AWWWW! That is soooo sweet, but so not necessary. I just want you to know how I adore your blog. You need not post!
I am so appreciative for my award. And forgive me for stopping by so late. I have been on a weekend playdate with Big Daddy or Id'a come sooner.

Thanks. Thats the most special award. I am not worthy!


My sincere appreciation!

Momo Fali said...

Aw! I can feel the love!

Leslie said...

You're a cool award maker.

Anonymous said...

i wish my dudes would forvie me, im nota very good friend, andi dont blam them, i am ready to burn in hell for the shit ive done, but i pushed everybody i loved away from me so i dont feel as bad when i burn but "its gonna be alright" is the only shit i can say in my mind. sorry, if there is a god, may the devil take care of me, peace, fuck yall