Monday, September 29, 2008

I'll Be The Talk Of The Town

Today the sun finally peeked out from behind the clouds. It has rained for days, and as I was feeling like a complete hermit, I decided to walk T. and R. to school. It's only a few blocks and I needed the air.

I dropped T. off to his teacher and then I walked outside to where R. lines up with the other Pre-K kids. Once they started into the school, I turned around to walk back home.

I heard my name and when I turned, I saw Mr. Schmitty. He was on his way to work and had stopped by the school to give me a ride back home. He knows I'm seriously PMSing and I guess he thought he'd spare me from sweating like a pig on the way home. (I sweat so badly right before my period!)

As we walked toward each other, you could see the heads turn. All of the Pre-K and Kindergarten parents were watching. Most of them are younger, new parents to the school system. Many of them are sending their first child off, whereas, I am sending my second and third. Because of this, many of the newer parents don't know us very well, yet.

Cars were driving by. Each driver was craning their neck to see.

Mr. Schmitty opened the door to his work truck, cleaned the paperwork off the seat, and I hopped in. People were turning around, as they walked to their cars, wondering what was going on.

Lord, the conversations they will be having over their spaghetti dinners tonight!

The hilarity of it was killing me. Yes, people, I am laughing AT you. Humans are just so damned nosy. Always looking for the drama!

Oh, did I mention? Mr. Schmitty is a State Troooper.

I really wanted him to throw the cuffs on me, but he wouldn't. Party pooper.

17 comments:

Leigh said...

OH! That would've been great! But to think that you will give them some good dsupper table conversation, I am certain gives you a smile. LOL!

BlondeMomBlog (Jamie) said...

Ha!!!! You should have had him cuff you. ;)

Momo Fali said...

That's great! Don't you just love starting something!

Valerie said...

OMG that is so funny. the cuffs would have only made it better.

Queen-Size funny bone said...

He should of yelled spread them baby...

The Fritz Facts said...

That is hilarious! The cuffs would have been perfect, get the gossip lines going.

Bree said...

He's no fun! LOL

I LOVE when situations happen like that and people are left to stare and wonder. HA!

Liz@thisfullhouse.com said...

Heh, funny, even without the cuffs!

Tricia said...

He could have frisked you. That would have given them a full-length dinner conversation. Love this story.

Janis said...

Aww that is sooo cute! I didn't know we had this in common! Both our hubbies are police! Ya when dh comes to the school in uniform the heads crane around too..it is quite funny to watch!

meleah rebeccah said...

LOL LOL LOL

Too bad he didnt cuff you!

Super B's Mom said...

Ohhhhhhhhh......he's a State Trooper???

It might be nice if you...oh posted some pictures of him in uniform.

I'm just sayin'.

Picturing that scene is killing me - SO FUNNY!!

Mrs. Schmitty said...

Leigh: Oh yes, I just love to stir that kind of trouble!

Jamie: I tried, he just wouldn't

Momo Fali: Absolutely love it! Hee Hee

Valerie: Wouldn't it have? Party Pooper!

Queen-size Funny Bone: LOL! That DEFINITELY would have freaked some people out!

The Fritz Facts: Other moms that I know from my oldest going through the school would have loved to have heard that gossip!

Bree: People are so funny to watch, aren't they?

Liz: Thank you! [taking a bow]

Tricia: He would have enjoyed that too much! ;)

Janis: Ah, so you like to cause trouble too, huh?

Meleah: Big wimp he is!!

Super B's Mom: Got a thing for uniforms, huh? Yea, me too. He walked in the house the other day, I wasn't expecting him, in his uniform with his bad-ass sunglasses on. I took a double take, and thought DAY-UM!

Amy said...

Too funny!

georgie said...

LMAO...i woulda made him cuff me and pat me down!!! I loved that!

Laura said...

That is BRILLIANT!!!!!

EE said...

He could have at least turned on the sirens!!!!