If You Give A Child A Bar Of Soap

• If you give a child a bar of soap, they'll probably want to take a bath.

• When they get into the tub, they'll want to play with some toys.

• While playing with their toys, they will splash so much, the entire floor will get soaked. You'll need to get a towel.

• When the child sees the towel, they will start screaming that they are cold, and want to get out of the tub.

• After you dry them off with the towel, you use it to mop up the floor.

• Mopping up the floor, reminds the child of the milk they spilled earlier, they will ask for more.

• When they get their glass of milk, they'll probably want some cereal.

• When you give them their cereal, like clockwork, their oldest sibling will appear.

• That sibling will probably want their own bowl of cereal, which prompts you to ask the third child, if they would like one too.

• The third child will probably say no, and after you put everything away, will suddenly change their mind.

• As you put the new pile of dishes in the sink, it will remind you, the children need to brush their teeth.

• After brushing their teeth, they will probably be thirsty for sugary apple juice.

• More apple juice will remind you to make them pee again, so you are not changing sheets in the middle of the night.

• Sheets remind you, that you need to change the toilet paper roll, because boys are so much like their father.

• The toilet paper will probably make the middle child have to use the toilet. Again.

• Using the toilet will probably make him strip down naked.

• Stripping down naked will make him play with his "weiner" because he likes it when it stands up.

• Standing up, he will probably drop the poop hanging from his butt, on the floor.

• The floor looks like a good place to bang your head against, after you clean the poop.

• When his business is done, you'll probably give the child a bar of soap.