I was thumbing through the August issue of Redbook today and I came across an advertisement for SLIMQUICK™ cleanse. Notice the asterisk following the word After. If you require further explanation, please read the accompanying reference.
*Dramatization. The cartoon shown used SLIMQUICK™ cleanse for 7 days to jump start her weight loss program, then continued to lose weight by adding other SLIMQUICK™ products to her diet and exercise routine. Results not typical. Cartoons lose weight easily. Real people require regular exercise and a reduced-calorie diet to lose weight.
No shit. Well, there IS shit, because the stuff cleans your colon, but what I'm saying is, how do you think this happened?!
FYI - I turned the page and on the back of the SLIMQUICK™ ad was an ad for this:
I don't know about you all, but Taco Bell and SLIMQUICK™ cleanse, would pretty much result in the same end product for me.