I was thumbing through the August issue of Redbook today and I came across an advertisement for SLIMQUICK™ cleanse. Notice the asterisk following the word After. If you require further explanation, please read the accompanying reference.
*Dramatization. The cartoon shown used SLIMQUICK™ cleanse for 7 days to jump start her weight loss program, then continued to lose weight by adding other SLIMQUICK™ products to her diet and exercise routine. Results not typical. Cartoons lose weight easily. Real people require regular exercise and a reduced-calorie diet to lose weight.
No shit. Well, there IS shit, because the stuff cleans your colon, but what I'm saying is, how do you think this happened?!
FYI - I turned the page and on the back of the SLIMQUICK™ ad was an ad for this:
I don't know about you all, but Taco Bell and SLIMQUICK™ cleanse, would pretty much result in the same end product for me.
12 comments:
Seems like the same result for me. And I bet Taco Bell tastes a little better.
Oh yeah, no kidding!!!
Not sure I want to put either of those things inside my body.
"Cartoons lose weight quickly" Ahahahahaha!!! LOL!
Yep...same here...wonder which one is cheaper?!?!?!?
I sometimes wish I was a cartoon, and could loose eweight fast!
Oh yea, the same results here too!!
And, may I just add ... damn those cartoons for making it look so easy.
Bwahahahaha! I LOVE advertisements with stupid disclosures like that!!
This post totally cracked me up!
I would tend to agree with your opinion, there. I once checked myself into the ER thinking I had appendicitis, but it was only Taco Bell.
Yep, Taco Bell does it everytime!
You are so dang funny! This post is exactly why I love you (in a totally heterosexual way, of course)!
Taco Bell is under-selling itself!
You're too funny.
HAHA. As someone who ate that very thing for dinner last night, I can assure you that it does perform the same function as Slimquick cleanse, and tastes better going down. :)
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