His Mind Is Always In The Gutter

This morning I was looking at the kids and was noticing the different facial features they each had. I was saying to Mr. Schmitty that W. has his profile and T. definitely gets his eyebrows and ears from his grandpa. I continued to say that R. is such a mixture of people from both families.

A few conversations later, I asked Mr. Schmitty if he had noticed R.'s new bad habit. She is still hooked on her Binky, but I will only give it to her at night as she is getting into bed. She isn't allowed to have it during the day, no matter how much she whines. Now when she is tired, she has taken to licking the palm of her hand.

"I think she has an oral fixation."

"Well, she certainly didn't get that from you."

Bastard.