Friday, August 24, 2007

His Mind Is Always In The Gutter

This morning I was looking at the kids and was noticing the different facial features they each had. I was saying to Mr. Schmitty that W. has his profile and T. definitely gets his eyebrows and ears from his grandpa. I continued to say that R. is such a mixture of people from both families.

A few conversations later, I asked Mr. Schmitty if he had noticed R.'s new bad habit. She is still hooked on her Binky, but I will only give it to her at night as she is getting into bed. She isn't allowed to have it during the day, no matter how much she whines. Now when she is tired, she has taken to licking the palm of her hand.

"I think she has an oral fixation."

"Well, she certainly didn't get that from you."

Bastard.

19 comments:

For the Love... said...

You didn't smack him did ya?!? Too funny!

The Chick said...

Ha ha! Little Boy is currently sucking on the corners of his blanket. It is a little icky but slightly better than when he used to be a sleeve sucker. Aaah, kids....

EE said...

LOL! None of my kids picked up that habit...definitely from me;)

Random Magus said...

lol

Janis said...

hahaha...men. They are all the same in that dept!!

Slackermommy said...

Too funny! My hubby would have had the same comeback.

Maria said...

Well, you have got to give him points for the perfect come-back line....

JaniceNW said...

Oh yeah. He got ya. My oldest, now 18yo, had something of an oral fixation. He didn't get that from either of his parents!!!

Zephra said...

Mind always seems to be in the gutter with him isn't it?

Blue Momma said...

Do men think about anything else?

It was just hubby's birthday.

You know what he wanted.

He got a card.

Devilish Southern Belle said...

I'm sorry.....but I burst out laughing reading that! I'd have even less of one after that comment....and make sure he knew it! LOL. Hope you are having a good weekend!

Peg said...

Too funny!! He sounds like my hub!

The Fritz Facts said...

I laughed out loud at that one. Points for a good come-back line!

meleah rebeccah said...

HA HA HA HA

Thats great!

boogiemum said...

Sounds like something my hubby would say. It's hard to be mad when its so funny, though, right?

Shauna Loves Chocolate said...

Hilarious! But if it was my husband, I would have smacked him.

Mommy the Maid said...

Your husband would get along great with min. LOL

The Greens said...

hahahahaha
I think your husband has been talking to my husband!

Queen Goob said...

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.....oooooohhhhhh, funny!

So, DID you smack him?