Tonight, after attending a wake together, our best friends came back to our house for a drink of wine and a bite to eat.
We all sat around my dining room table, eating, drinking, and talking.
Suddenly, as he stared at me with widened eyes, Mr. Schmitty said, "OH! I forgot, I have to show you something!!"
"Uh-oh, that doesn't sound like a good thing!" I responded as I mocked a concerned look. Everyone at the table laughed.
Mr. Schmitty approached me carrying a Nintendo DSi. As each of my children owns one, I wasn't sure who was the subject matter for the situation.
"Okay, who did what?" I inquired, still giggling as I figured I was about to see something very funny.
For those of you that do not know, the DSi has a built in camera and comes with software that allows you to manipulate photos into hilarious pictures.
Mr. Schmitty handed me the opened, blue DSi. I glanced down and the smile was immediately erased from my face. My mouth hit the floor and I let out a sound, one I can't really describe. It was one of utter disbelief.
I slammed the DSi shut.
I looked up at all of those around me. Their eyes questioned.
"Oh My God!! Did...did...did you talk to him?!" I asked Mr. Schmitty.
"No. I haven't had a chance."
"When did you find THAT?!" I asked.
"At the doctor's office."
"THAT.WAS.7.HOURS.AGO!!! AND NOW YOU TELL ME?"
I was completely flabbergasted.
My son, my middle, innocent child, T. had taken not one, but TWO close up pictures of his "WENIS", as he likes to call it.
It looked like kiddie porn!!
I quickly deleted the photos. Just then T. came up to me. He saw the DSi in my hands and asked if it were his.
"UM yea....and I'm not too happy about what I saw on it."
He began to chuckle.
"NOT funny, dude. We NEED to talk."
Please someone tell me that raising boys gets easier!!!