Today I logged on and saw that I am now down to 39 subscribers. That's minus 60 more of, what I thought, were LOYAL *sniff* followers. And what will I see tomorrow? A big goose egg?
I think my heart has stopped. I can't breathe. I need a paper bag. QUICK! DOES ANYONE HAVE A FUCKING PAPER BAG?!!!
What have I done? Did I say something wrong? How could I lose 98 of you beautiful people in two days?
Did you conspire against me? Have you all started a Facebook group entitled, "Let's screw around with Mrs. Schmitty's emotions?"
SAY.IT.ISN'T SO!!
Ahem. Sorry.
Just a few minutes ago I was
BUT 800?!!
Where did everyone go? Did aliens swoop down and beam them all up? Perhaps instead it was a worm invasion! Did Conficker really emerge on Wednesday? Or maybe it was Barry!
If any of my old friends are still on earth or not the victims of an invertebrate. I implore you. Come back to me. PLLLLLLEEEASSEE?!
Oh, and bring your friends.
21 comments:
I'm not even going to look today. I was down over 50 subscribers when I looked yesterday. There is something fishy going on.
I will never leave you!!!! Well, unless you ban me!!!!!! Hee Hee!
Must be Widget Flu again... remember when Google was fussing with theier feeds or whatever they call 'em and followers were dropping like flies? Bet they'll all be back in a day or so, don't worry.
I am a "follower"...I am still here!
I don't even know if I am set up in your feeder...maybe I will to make you feel better...lol
At least you aren't alone!!
I have no clue how to even determine how many subscribers I have - my best guess is about 5 lol!
I think there must be something weird going on - although I will say - I think many people who blogged regularly a couple of years ago (me included) have slacked way off in the blog writing (and reading) department.
:) I don't use feedburner, but I am sure that it has you worried. I am sure it's a glitch.
I lost a bunch too. I've gotten used to it. Feedburner isn't terribly reliable with stats. I haven't even checked today.
I don't know what feedburner is but I am a follower. I haven't gone any where. Not that I am anyone.
I think feedburner is wonky today. I have heard other people say their numbers have dropped waaaaay down. I never even check mine so I don't know if mine are off too.
I have noticed though lately that even though my number of visitors is way up, my comments are way, way down. I don't know what's up with that. Probably it's because everyone is like me and way too lazy to comment. I kind of think facebook and twitter are killing blogging.
I wouldn't worry about it. Like someone else said, it's probably one of those widget fidgety things that happen once ina while.
Something is seriously amiss because Craftastrophe has gone down over 1400 and we just had our best traffic day ever.
My personal site has gone down 100...
It's not you, it's them.
I'm still here! :)
Losing followers daily, but... oh well.
Maybe it's that conficker thing. Haha.
I still love you! I don't even look at Feedburner. Seriously. Although I must confess I am obsessed with Sitemeter.
I've noticed that since I started Twittering my comments are way down. Either I suck or I am scaring people away with my FABULOUS TWEETS! ;)
I also notice that readers seem to lull in the spring.
:)
I'm here, I'm here!
My google analytics showed that I lost 49 readers in two days. I generally average about 700 a day and now I am down.
You just have to sort of say, um..."fuck it."
Works for me...
Sometimes I hate feedburner. This weekend I went from 160 to 19...how's that for one's self esteem.
Wondering if it's all gone back to normal yet. I'm still here. =D
I'm lurking, but still here, both in Google Reader and following on Blogger. Maybe feedburner started reducing duplicates? MySpace was having that problem last year, not lowering your friend count when you disconnected with people, so when they fixed it people lost a lot of "friends" in one day.
Okay, I am probably one of them I didn't leave you I just got behind. I promise, I love you!
BTW Barry made me gag! Thanks for that!
I've never signed up for Feedburner, because I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW. It's bad enough when I see I lost a subscriber in the reader I use.
I've been struggling to keep my head above water, so I haven't been around much, but I'm still here. When I'm not drowning.
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