Mr. Schmitty jumped up and shouted to W., "EWWWW! Did you just let one rip?"
"NO DAD!!" W. replied, completely shocked his father would even say such a thing.
"Well, you better go check your drawers, because I swear I smelled something!" Mr. Schmitty joked back at him.
Suddenly, R. appeared in the kitchen and exclaimed, "Dad, you probably smelled me. I've been farting all day!"
I think it's about time I sign her up for charm school.