SOME BIG COMPANY SEND ME TO BLOGHER '09! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!!
I've cracked down on our spending. I have organized myself and am concentrating on eliminating our debt. I'm hoping for a miracle. Okay, things aren't THAT bad. I just want to be debt free.
I NEED TO GO TO CHICAGO! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!!
Upon opening my eyes, I have had to rethink my plans for July. More specifically my trip to Chicago to attend Blogher '09. I'm on the fence. I keep going back and forth and can't seem to decide.
I'M BEGGING ON MY HANDS AND KNEES! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!!
I checked into a few things. Airfare = $318.00. Hotel for 3 nights, plus charges and taxes = $688.94. Blogher Conference Pass, plus fee = $202.95. That's a minimum of $1,209.89, plus all of the other non-essentials.
I WILL PINK PUFFY HEART YOU FOREVER! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!!
That's a hunk of change. Can I justify spending that? I'm not sure.
I SO WANT TO
Mr. Schmitty is on board. He knows how badly I want to go this year. He wants me to go and have a good time because I don't do much for myself. Lately, I seem to be doing for everyone else and haven't gotten a moment's peace.
So, what's a girl to do?
BEG, PLEAD, KISS FEET? PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!!
I was thinking of pimping myself out.....see if any companies wanted to sponsor a D-List blogger. I swear I would be forever grateful. I'd wear clothing, hats, underwear, anything with your logo on it! I'd talk you up at the cocktail parties. Just make sure your name is easy to pronounce because, well, it's a cocktail party and I don't want to slur your name. And don't they say that SEX sells? I mean c'mon, you just can't get any SEXier than this:
DON'T YOU WISH YOUR BLOGGER WAS HOT LIKE ME?
Send me to BlogHer'09!!
PLEASE!!
Send me to BlogHer'09!!
PLEASE!!
28 comments:
LMAO!!!! THAT!!! is the most hilarious picture!! Will you be putting that on stationary anytime soon? And holy cow @ the hotel prices. Seriously? There's nothing cheaper out there?
very funny!
I hope you can go.
That was hilarious. If you get 2 sponsers think of me please. I'm not sure I can go either :( Being poor but beautiful sucks.
You are FUNNY!!! I hope this works for you! :)
Does that hotel bill figure in a roommate? Cuz if you're looking for one, I'm strangely open to the idea of sharing a small space with a virtual stranger :-)
LOL, let me know if that trick works, I'll try it!
I'm jealous of your thin neck, i'm a total linebacker. ;(
In that outfit I see a plane ticket coming your way.
Let me know how that works out for you. I am never above bibery.
LOVE the picture! Hope you can work something out....
So funny! THe blog is hillarious! You can make it to chicago! You can! you can!
If I were a sponser I would so send you! Just for the cartoon alone! Good luck on the sponser dear!!
Hee hee hee! I am new to your bloggy...found you through Dawn...
I think if you rock this look for a while some sponsor will have to hook you up! Hilarious!
I'm hanging around here now! (and not because of your outfit..I'm not a weirdo!)lol!
Like you, I sooooo want to go - but airfare, hotel and all - it is sooooo much money - but I would SOOOOOO love to meet all my bloggy-world friends....it is a tough call.
Good luck....please ask all potential sponsers if they have a Canadian branch to sponsor me!!!
Love the subliminials!!! I to would love to go meet other bloggers! I think that would be great!!!
That has to be the BEST sponsor request I've ever seen!!
I hope you get to go, I'd LOVE to meet you - I'm going for the first time this year!! w00t!!
LMAO !! So hopingyour messages work for you !!
What a cute post! If the money tree in my backyard ever starts to sprout, I will TOTALLY send you to BlogHer.
If that doesn't work, there's always the red light district in town. You are hawt!
and then get them to buy me a ticket from Australia and we can be room mates!
Awesome!
Oh my gosh, I LOVE that little image. Hysterical.
I know what you mean with bills and BlogHer and such. Am in St.L and could drive but its money we don't really have! But I'd really love to go...
Hope, hope HOPE you get to go.
I have something for you on my blog. :)
The hubs gave me the go ahead to go (it would be driving distance for me/no hotel needed) but I just can't spend the money. I feel the stay at home mom guilt in that I know I could use the money for something for the kids. I justified not going by saying I could just google what I need to know, lol!
OMGosh LMAO!!!! This was super creative and you are sooo not on the D list
LOL. If you are on the D-List - where does that put me? Ouch!
Hope you get to go.
I love the new pic. I think you should make it your profile pic on Facebook. :)
Okay I saw this and IMMEDIATLEY thought of you!!!!
http://www.extraordinarymothers.com/
I would so sponser you dahalink!!! If only, I wasn't in exactly the same position. I do so love reading your blog...you just made my day reading this post and the sticky orange one too...HIIIIILLLLARIOUS!! :)
Big smoocheroo to you!
I LOVE your sexy photo! And this post had me laughing out loud!
PS: Im updating my blogroll right now to correct your URL address.
you are too funny. love the subliminal messages. i am right there with you!! i'm determined to go. and i'm starting to freak out b/c the deadline for the early bird price is fast approaching. seriously though - if you wanna share a room, let me know? i see that jill is interested too...splitting a room three ways would be even better! email me!
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