Thursday, January 08, 2009

Whooooo Are You? Who? Who?

Did you know that it is National DeLurking Week?

What does that mean? It means that those of you that read It's A Schmitty Life, you know, all five of you, that don't normally leave me any comment love, MUST DO SO this week.

If you don't then you have to babysit all three of my kids. For a whole weekend. Oh yea, and the dog.

Okay, I'm kidding. I wouldn't leave my kids with complete strangers, so don't be getting your panties all in a bunch. Yea, you lady, I know you were all ready to report me to Children's Services and whatnot.

Plus my kids? I wouldn't subject anyone to that for a whole weekend anyway. Not even my family, much less total strangers that I might even like.

But really, if you are a reader of this here blog, leave me a comment. Let me know you are out there. Stroke my ego. Tell me what you love about It's A Schmitty Life.

And if you must, tell me what you don't like [shutter], though I must warn you, I'm fragile. Don't be too harsh, you wouldn't want me having to up my meds, would you? Those little pills are expensive!

Finally, as my way of saying thanks for humoring me, I leave you with this:
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

'Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, They come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.'

The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed pig!' She retorted indignantly. 'In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.'

'Hey, coola down lady, ' said the man. 'Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a Justa Tellin my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi ','

$5.00 says you're gonna read this again!


19 comments:

Natalie said...

Delurking here to say hi! Love your blog. You'd think that since I have a blog myself and LOVE comments that I would be better about delurking more often! Sorry. I am now here and accounted for and promise to comment more!

Oh...and I read the joke again as soon as I saw the word Mississippi and BEFORE I read that I would owe you 5 bucks if I did so! You are one smart cookie!

Queen-Size funny bone said...

love it, read it, follow it.

Kelsey said...

Hey Mrs. Schmitty!! I'm delurking. =) I love your blog, you're so funny. I don't have a blog of my own, I heard about it from Jake at Tales of a Dysfunctional Family. And yes, I did read it again as soon as I saw Mississippi.

Zephra said...

You know I am always here. I love everything about your blog and you.

Chris said...

Wow! I can't believe that worked. You said stop lurking and they started commenting. Are you like... Jedi or something?

Lynn - the piggy bank painter said...

I'll leave you a comment just because I am out and about. I try not to lurk.....I try to leave a comment everywhere I go : )

I guess I owe you $5 too.

Lisa in NJ said...

Yup I read it again. I'm delurking too. Love the blog, the good, the bad and the ugly.

Bonnie the Boss said...

I am mot de-lurking I just wanted to share the love. I think your kids at someoneelses door could be funny!

Dysd Housewife said...

I am not a lurker. I live here! LOL and yep. I had to go and re-read. you sly one.

Tiddly Inks said...

It is a good thing you can't collect through the internet or I would owe you $5.
You rock, my funny friend.

catnip said...

I usually lurk in my feed reader. Came over to say hi!

motherbumper said...

I don't want anymore babysitting so I'm waving my hand furiously to say HI!

amelia bedelia said...

ok, here I am making comments...please don't send kids over! I do so love your blog, I guess I am one of those that reads all the time but never commets. I will do it more often!!

meleah rebeccah said...

Delurking and *waves* HELLO

Even though I do leave comments from time to time!

Super B's Mom said...

Ha! I totally read it twice.

The Fritz Facts said...

I love that joke, and I read it twice every time I see it. Cracks me up.

I don't lurk..at least on your blog I don't. lol

Trenches of Mommyhood said...

Not a lurker.

Loved the joke!

Leslie said...

I'm a good reader, but not a good commenter. I read you in my feed reader every time you post. I need to click and comment more.

Love your blog. Love you. I think you're super awesome.

Lesley said...

Your blog gave me some good giggles, thanks! My daughter has "stuffies" as well and calls them that along with the funny words she has for things. She used to call the computer a pewtiker! She is 11 now and growing out of that faze sadly.
Cheers,
lesley