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Monday, December 01, 2008

I licked a baseball bat because the voices told me to.

I thought I'd start the week off with some fun.

Follow the directions below and leave your sentence in my comments.

Pick the month you were born (The words that follow are the first part of your sentence):

January - I kicked
February - I loved
March - I karate chopped
April - I licked
May - I jumped on
June - I smelled
July - I did the Macarena with
August - I had lunch with
September - I danced with
October - I sang to
November - I yelled at
December - I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on (The words that follow are the second part of your sentence):

1 - a birdbath
2 - a monster
3 - a phone
4 - a fork
5 - a snowman
6 - a gangster
7 - my cell phone
8 - my dog
9 - my best friend's boyfriend
10 - my neighbor
11 - my mailman
12 - a banana
13 - a fireman
14 - a stuffed animal
15 - a goat
16 - a pickle
17 - your mom
18 - a spoon
19 - a surf board
20 - a baseball bat
21 - a ninja
22 - Chuck Norris
23 - a noodle
24 - a squirrel
25 - a football player
26 - my sister
27 - my brother
28 - an iPod
29 - a sneaker
30 - a llama
31 - a homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing right now (The words that follow are the last part of your sentence):

White - because I'm cool like that
Black - because I'm a Ninja!
Pink - because I'm crazy.
Red - because the voices told me to.
Blue - because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green - because I think I need some serious help.
Purple - because I'm AWESOME!
Gray - because Big Bird told me to and he's my leader.
Yellow - because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange - because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown - because I can.
Other - because that's how I roll.
None - because I can't control myself!

Now, leave me a comment!

28 comments:

Leigh of Tales from Bloggeritaville said...

I had lunch with a fork because I am cool like that!



who else do you eat lunch? OH, this reminds me of a Seinfeld episode where people are eating candy bars with forks.George says, "What? How do you eat it? With your HANDS????"

Patois42 said...

I had lunch with a squirrel because I'm cool like that.

(Yeah, I never was part of the cool crowd, so now I've taken to dining with cuter-than-rats rodents.)

Queen-Size funny bone said...

I had lunch with a lama because Im sexy and I do what I want.

Jen said...

Oh yeah? Well I liked a baseball bat because Big Bird is my leader and he told me to!

Did you know we had the same birthday? Freaky!

Laura said...

I licked my best friend's boyfriend because Big Bird told me to and he's my leader.

Hee hee!

Laura Marchant said...

I loved my dog because I am a ninja, lol that's great.

Super B's Mom said...

I smelled a football player because I'm a ninja!

The ninja part is totally true. That's kind of scary.

Sarahviz said...

I loved my dog because I'm a ninja!

Valerie said...

I yelled at Chuck Norris because I am crazy.


Well this is totally me so the test obviously works LOL

Unknown said...

I karate chopped a spoon because I think I need some serious help.

Anonymous said...

I ran over a fork because the voices told me to

Janis said...

I hadlunch with my neighbour because I'm sexy and do what I want.


(P.S. We just had our neighbours EVICTED so this is very improbable unless I had a frying pan in my purse to thump them with)

Mrs4444 said...

I licked my sister because I'm a Ninja!

Very creative!! Loved this.

Unknown said...

Well that is just wrong! How come I get stuck with the following sentance.... I licked my dog becuz I can't control myself!!!
OMG! lol

J'Ollie Primitives said...

I smelled my brother because I'm crazy.
He used to chase his sisters, pin us down and make us smell his incredibly ripe socks. Ewwwwwwww. The memories...Ewwwwwww.....

Anonymous said...

I jumped on an iPod because I think I need some serious help!

[snicker]

Ain't it the truth!!!

beth said...

I sang to a snowman because I'm sexy and I do what I want!

How did you know about that night of my junior year in college on February 7th?

EE said...

I licked an IPOD because that's how I roll.
This is a fun one!!

EE said...

Oops, got it wrong....didn't see gray the first time.
I licked an IPOD because big bird told me that he is my leader.
Did I get that right? My memory sucks!!

Justice Fergie said...

I did the macarena with an iPod because I can!!

Actually, not so bad :)

Anonymous said...

I ran over you mom because I think I need some serious help.

Maria said...

I kicked a homeless guy because I am crazy.

Anonymous said...

I smelled Chuck Norris because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Yep. That's me.

lissa said...

I kicked a squirrel because I'm cool like that

-- though I am wearing a blue stripe shirt-

so it could also be:

I kicked a squirrel because I'm sexy and I do what I want

Kathleen said...

I smelled an IPOD because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway. LOL

Christy/Tiddly Inks Digitals said...

I karate chopped a sneaker because that is the way I roll. (well, close anyway! LOL)

Anonymous said...

I smelled Chuck Norris because I'm AWESOME!

Anonymous said...

I jumped on a birdbath because I'm a ninja. LOL