Out of the loop? I didn't even know there was a loop.

I was so busy the other day trying to find out how to get on Alltop. My persistence and this blog post helped me achieve my goal. Yeah Me.

As I spent all my time refreshing my browser on the moms list, waiting for my blog to miraculously appear, I missed another blogging community phenomenon. I'm always so far behind the times. SO last year on everything. It's been that way since I was a teenager. I was the one wearing the latest trend, 6 months after everyone else, because I had to wait until my birthday or Christmas to get my pair of Jordache Jeans or Nike Sneakers.

But I digress.

Now, I'm sure you all know about the current contest that is sweeping across the blogosphere. You've probably already cast your votes, one male and one female. You may even be a nominee. But in case you are as clueless as me, I'm talking about the Hot Blogger Calendar contest, hosted by Jane Porricelli and Sarah Morgan.

But alas, this post will not beg you for your vote. I will not tempt you with lingerie (I already tried that for the Blogger's Choice Awards. Looky at my side bar. See how well that's gone for me?), I won't give you 12 good reasons (or 5 or even 1), and I will not take off pieces of clothing for every 10 votes you cast.

And do you know why? BECAUSE.I.WASN'T.EVEN.NOMINATED! Le sigh. I guess cartoon character faces aren't hot. Le sigh, again.

But I'm not sad, really, I'm not. I'm camera shy anyway. Plus, I think I'm busy the day of the photo shoot. Yea, that's it, I've got plans.

Besides, I made up these great buttons you other losers non-nominated bloggers can grab. Just save one of the buttons below, link to this post, and you too can exploit revel in your ugliness mediocrity.

After you do that, why don't you join the club, and vote for your favorite hotties. I did!