Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Out of the loop? I didn't even know there was a loop.

I was so busy the other day trying to find out how to get on Alltop. My persistence and this blog post helped me achieve my goal. Yeah Me.

As I spent all my time refreshing my browser on the moms list, waiting for my blog to miraculously appear, I missed another blogging community phenomenon. I'm always so far behind the times. SO last year on everything. It's been that way since I was a teenager. I was the one wearing the latest trend, 6 months after everyone else, because I had to wait until my birthday or Christmas to get my pair of Jordache Jeans or Nike Sneakers.

But I digress.

Now, I'm sure you all know about the current contest that is sweeping across the blogosphere. You've probably already cast your votes, one male and one female. You may even be a nominee. But in case you are as clueless as me, I'm talking about the Hot Blogger Calendar contest, hosted by Jane Porricelli and Sarah Morgan.

But alas, this post will not beg you for your vote. I will not tempt you with lingerie (I already tried that for the Blogger's Choice Awards. Looky at my side bar. See how well that's gone for me?), I won't give you 12 good reasons (or 5 or even 1), and I will not take off pieces of clothing for every 10 votes you cast.

And do you know why? BECAUSE.I.WASN'T.EVEN.NOMINATED! Le sigh. I guess cartoon character faces aren't hot. Le sigh, again.

But I'm not sad, really, I'm not. I'm camera shy anyway. Plus, I think I'm busy the day of the photo shoot. Yea, that's it, I've got plans.

Besides, I made up these great buttons you other losers non-nominated bloggers can grab. Just save one of the buttons below, link to this post, and you too can exploit revel in your ugliness mediocrity.



After you do that, why don't you join the club, and vote for your favorite hotties. I did!







14 comments:

Leigh said...

you and me both girl. I am a bit sad....perhaps it was a miscount in the nominations? I demand a recount....


well on second thought, you know, to spare my feelings and all...

Amanda said...

I've opted out of these contests, my self-esteem can]t handle 'em.

Tricia said...

I didn't realize there was a loop, either. I'm sooooo behind.

Jake said...

hahahahaha. i love the little buttons you made!

Super B's Mom said...

WHAT?!? I can't believe that out of all my two readers, no one nominated me.

What the?

Now back to this loop you talk about...is there fruit involved?

The Fritz Facts said...

There's a loop? Really? Man I am out of touch.

I have been voting for Beth everyday...LOVE her.

I love the buttons. So perfect. Adding it tonight!

EmmaK said...

I didn't even know about the calendar otherwise I would have rigged the votes and voted for myself a squillion times. well there's always next year!!

Jay said...

Loop? There's a loop? What loop?

I don't think I was nominated, but that's understandable since no-one knows what I look like, only the back of my head. LOL!

Love the cartoons!

Kimberly said...

How did you get my picture? It's actually not a bad one...

Miss Britt said...

OMG this is hysterical. LOL Those badges are AWESOME!

georgie said...

First I LOVE your blog title!
Second I so wasnt nom'd either! pffft and I am sooooo gonna add one of those buttons to my blog and linky back to you...

Dawn said...

I LOVE your buttons for us losers!! I'm so gonna steal it! :)

Leslie said...

I'm out of the loop, too. On-line and off.

trisha said...

OMG, i am famous. You posted my youtube video. ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

trisha
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