Mr. Schmitty here.
Mrs. Schmitty sent me a text message and wanted me to let you all know, that she will be back in a few days. Apparently, though incapacitated, she was worried that you would feel abandoned.
I'd love to fill you in on the situation, but I really must get back to offer my moral support.
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P.S. Thanks to Jenny at The Bloggess for lending us her anchorman.