rss-icon facebook-icon twitter-icon pinterest-icon google-plus-icon

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Week 2, Weigh In or Not

Well, I pulled out the scale this morning for week 2 of the May Day Weight Loss Challenge. I stepped up and something very strange happened. The digital scale display showed I weigh 5 pounds.

5 pounds? Is that a good thing? I'm not so sure!

Here are my theories:

1. I really did break the scale last week.

2. I'm dreaming.

3. I'm dead and well, I'm sure ghosts only weigh about 5 pounds.

4. I LOST A SHIT-LOAD OF WEIGHT THIS WEEK!

I think I'm going with answer #1. So, I won't be able to actually weigh in this week. If I had to guess-ta-mate, I think I am either the same weight or slightly less than last week. I say this because the red tide has receded and I've deflated. I can tell because my wedding rings are able to slide on and off without the use of lubricants.

That being said, I'm off to Target to purchase a new scale and a bag of chips case of Slimfast.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

BRAVO!

Keep it up, little one!

*~*Cece*~* said...

Good for you! Good luck with week 3!

Maria said...

Um...if you are looking for that lost weight, just take a look at my place...

Justice Fergie said...

Saved by the scale :)

Just kidding - I know you're doing great. Good luck with the week and, more importantly, have fun at Target. Isn't it blissful?

Mrs. Hairy Woman said...

I don't have a scale just for this reason.. But I do know that I have finally started to lose some weight.. baby fat weight.. it only took a year and a half.. Try smoothies with yogourt and fresh fruit.. one a day... That's how I lost the weight pre-baby.. I lost 27 lbs... now I want to lose 10 lbs.. Good luck.. and does that Slim Fast really taste good?

Zephra said...

I'd go with #4.

Unknown said...

I want that machine. Been trying to get rid of some very unwelcome 10 lbs I have put on [at least thats how many I like to think of, not more]
My problem is I love food and especially fattening foods.

Anonymous said...

Walk, walk, walk....

I lost a stone by changing my diet and walking. I walked for 20-30 mins per evening.

Great for the old ego...

MrsFierceShoes said...

You are too funny! I love it!

dieselfire said...

Omg, this is too close to reality! I need to lose weight myself and I've been procrastinating!

urgh, I better get moving!

Sugar Kane said...

Good for you! Hang in there.

Anonymous said...

I *want* a set of scales just like yours please!!