Yeah, Baby!

Last night I was sitting on the beach. In front of me the sun was setting over the bright blue ocean. The only sound I could hear were the waves crashing on the shore. I was sitting in my chair relaxing with a frozen strawberry daquiri all prettied up with a yellow drink umbrella. I looked to my left and all there was to see was the white sand stretching for miles and miles. I looked to my right and sitting next to me all tanned, six-packed abs, and adorable smile was Matthew Mcconaughey. He was clean shaven, cause that's the way I like him. He reaches his hand over to mine and says, in that sexy southern drawl of his, "Darlin' you look amazing!" Man, Ambien is AWESOME!