Saturday, December 27, 2008

Put Your Thinking Caps On To Win!

Mr. Schmitty bought me a new cell phone for Christmas! Ain't he just the bees knees?

It's the LG Dare and I absolutely L-O-V-E it! It has a touch screen and some really cool features.

While playing with my new toy, I realized that, though my contacts were transferred from my old cell, I needed to do some updating. Did you know you can place a thumbnail picture of each of those contacts on the phone? So cool!

I know, I'm a dork. I get extremely excited over gadgets.

[thinking I'll be getting a lot of remarks with that revelation]

I pulled up my iTunes library, on my computer, to get some ideas for incoming ringtones. If I set a different song for my most talked to contacts, it will allow me to know who is calling just by hearing the song. I like to screen my calls, what can I say? Meh.

I have a pretty large collection of songs with a very wide range of genres. I have everything from Britney Spears to Motely Crue, from Rascal Flatts to Enya, from Evanescence to Bruce Springsteen, from Eminem to Hinder to P!nk. I love ALL kinds of music.

I browsed my list of music and of course, began thinking of specific songs for certain people.

My MIL (aka the worrywart): Panic by The Backstreet Boys
My scatter-brained friend: Empty Spaces by Fuel
My family member who needs to be taken down a notch or two: Diva by Beyonce
My hell-raising friend: Lose Control by Missy Elliot or Just Another Psycho by Motley Crue
My SIL: Mary's Place by Bruce Springsteen (well, because...that's her name)
My nutty friend: Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne or Lithium by Evanescence
My teen-aged relatives: No Drama by Eden's Crush
My stoner friend from high school: You're Makin' Me High by Toni Braxton

You get the drift.

I just wish I knew a 'ho. I could come up with an iPod-load of songs for a slut:

Bad Girls or She Works Hard For The Money by Donna Summer, One Night Stand by Hinder, Don't Cha Wanna Ride by Joss Stone, Don't Do Me Like That by Tom Petty, Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado, Disease by Matchbox Twenty, Something In Your Mouth by Nickelback.

Okay, now I'm just getting crude.

After I placed Mr. Schmitty's photo on my phone, I asked him what I should make as his incoming ringtone. You know, so I can ignore the call answer it quickly.

Now, I could be sweet and have his ringtone be our wedding song; Nobody Loves Me Like You Do by Whitney Houston.

Can I get an, "AWWWWWW?"

But you know that my sarcastic sick demented humorous side just can't do it. I contemplated:

Livin' On A Prayer or Wanted Dead Or Alive by Bon Jovi for the days I really want to ring his neck. Or what about Dirrty by Christina Aguilera for those days I'm feeling frisky? Bow Chicka Wow Wow.

So, answer me this; What do you think I should make Mr. Schmitty's incoming ringtone? Leave your suggestion in the comments. On Tuesday, I will pick my five favorites. I will put them into a poll for my readers to vote on until 4:00 pm on New Year's Day.

The winner will receive a $25.00 iTunes Gift Card AND I will officially make your song Mr. Schmitty's ringtone!


Mrs4444 said...

Shining Star, by the Manhattens. "Honeeey, YOU! Are my shining star..."

thordora said...

Got to have you by The Weepies for cutesy...or Evil Bee by Menomena (oh to be a machine, oh to be useful) :P

Megryansmom said...

Wellll my ringtone for Whynot is Britney Spears, You Drive Me Crazy.

The Mom said...

Pink's So What! Saw her live on the Ellen show and she just plain rocks!

Christine said...

Salt N Pepa's Whatta Man or Christina Aguilera's Ain't No Other Man

Queen-Size funny bone said...

anne murray
Nobody loves me like you do....

Text Imps said...

I have 2 ringtones for hubby. On good days I just use the normal ringing phone. On the bad days, I set him to A$$hole by Dennis Leary. LOL I haven't heard the phone ring in days. Oh how I love this holiday season. *grumbles*

Super B's Mom said...

Two words:
Afternoon Delight

"Gonna find my baby..gonna hold her tight.."

Someone please stop me now.

Kelley said...

the theme song to Barney.

Janis said...

hehe...I think you should use "Bad boys" by Inner Circle cause I know that Mr. Scmitt is a man of law enforcement. I would lmao every time the phone rang!

Lorie said...

Seriously I can't come up with anything...but I hope you find something good!

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

"Push It".

No contest.

EE said...

Definitely, "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" by Jim Croce;)

I'm loving your "ho" ringtone list!!!

Leigh said...

My hsubands is "DO you beleive in miracles, where ya from, you sexy thang....."
It'd be a good 'un for you too.

Baloney said...

Ummm... my husband has his set to play "I've Got Friends In Low Places" when I call. You could use that?! OR NOT.
How about some AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long?
He would be so proud.

Alorinna said...

Tainted Love? :)

TheOtherJennifer said...

Feel Like Making Love by Bad Company;
Little Less Talk, A Lot More Action - Toby Keith

kristi said...

Let's Get it On........let's get it on.

sam {temptingmama} said...

You're so silly!! LOL

Sticking with the Bon Jovi - Bad Medicine.

"Your love is like bad medicine..."

For my husband? I actually have.. um.. Womanizer. LMFAO!

Leigh said...

a couple more....

I'm to sexy

play that funky music white boy

whenever I see your smiling face

my ring tone is call me by blondie, so I will throw that into the mix

loveis a battlefield by pat benetar.

she drives me crazy (fine young canables) but I guess that'd be his for you?

ok thats my list....

Karly said...

I have no suggestions, just had to say that I have this phone too and LOVE it! I play tetris on it ALL. THE. TIME. :)

Sabrae Carter said...

Personally I'm looking forward to getting the blackberry storm! lmao!

WheresMyAngels said...

I have the Siren for a ringtone for my husband, cause he thinks all his calls are an emergency!

Give me a week and I'll be ready to come back to the Overhall. I've fallen and still trying to get back up :(

Patois said...

Have to stick with Springsteen. How's about "Part Man, Part Monkey"? Or "Real Man"? Or "Fire"?