Monday, September 15, 2008

Kiss My Grits

Do you know what I really hate? Snobby people. People that think their shit doesn't stink. People that look down their nose at others. Biotches that talk your ear off one minute and completely snub you the next.

What am I in frackin' high school?! Puuuuulease.

Yes, girlfriend, I'm talking to you! The one that so happens to have a daughter in R.'s Pre-K class and a son in T.'s Kindergarten class. And guess who my kiddies are playing with every day?


Listen Mrs.-I-Don't-Even-Know-What-Your-Name-IS, I thought you were nice. I thought we could be friendly. I'm a very friendly person. I can be quiet, sometimes shy, but I always offer everyone in my path a smile.

Every afternoon we engage in small talk, as we sit outside the school building on that hard, stone wall, waiting for our girls to be dismissed. Yesterday we laughed as our daughter's walked like crabs in the hallway. It was a skill they learned together in gym class last week.

Tonight was Open House. We had to sit in our child's seat during the teacher's presentation. (You should have seen me getting my fat tush in that itty bitty chair. SNORT!)

T.'s seat is right next to your son's. I sat, hoping not to break the chair, and said, "Wow, our boys are in the same class too!"

You looked at me and then looked away.

[crickets chirping]

Oh no she diin't!

You sat next to me the entire thirty minutes. Right.Next.To.Me. And did not say a word. Not.One.Word!

I should have fallen on her when I was trying to get out of my chair. That would have taught her a lesson!

Who the heck does she think she is? I'm a veteran at this school! Her oldest is in Kindergarten, she's too wet behind the ears to be pulling that crap! She doesn't know who she's dealing with. I KNOW PEOPLE! Heh.

Anyway, that felt good. Tomorrow? I won't save her a spot on the wall.


Mommy Cracked said...

You know, I will NEVAH understand why women do this. It's so immature. I can't believe she blew you off like that. Get her, Mama!!

Leigh said...

I never creases to amaze me that GROWN women behave like they are still in highschool (which is why I was friends with a bunch of guys. I hated that crap). HOW RUDE! was that "lady". Next time slip a tac in her chair and allow it to become submerged in her big "att-i-tude."

(pretend I didnt say that). I just get bent outta shape at women like that.

Bree said...

Just tell her off. You will feel so much better after you say, "I had a friend like you ONCE. Need a crane to get that STICK out of your BUTTOCKS?"

Hate women who act like children.

Tricia said...

Women really are so mean to each other. I don't really get it either.

Sarah said...

And this is why I stay in my car during pick up. I despise PTA meetings. Our school is fed by 3 country clubs. You think I'm letting them see me in my sweats? Hockey sticks no!!

georgie said...

well you are in the running for 'captan of the cheerleading squad'
I kid I kid

I feel your pain-PTA is just like this-it sucks

kristi said...

Don't some people suck?

Queen-Size funny bone said...

I know hit men.

The Fritz Facts said...

I don't get it, but have been there time and again. Some parents are still in high school, or just never left.

Maria said...

Ugh. Just one of those stupid games that some women play. And the thing is that you practically NEVER see men engage in that sort of nonsense.

Mrs4444 said...

You're funny, but seriously, maybe she just got some bad personal news or something and wasn't even listening to what you said?

Bonnie the Boss said...

I especially hate it when they are skinny and perfectly manicured. I feel like such a dolt!