Monday, May 05, 2008

Random Conversations

Saturday night the Schmitty clan was all sitting around the dining room table coloring. The kids were all clamoring, "Do you like my picture?" "Mommy, how does mine look?" "No look here, how about my coloring?"

"Good!" "Great!" "Fantastic!"

Suddenly, Crack! W. broke a crayon.

"Oooops!"

I reply, "OOOOHHHHHH, 50 lashes for you!"

"That's good!" he says.

Puzzled, I asked, "Why is that good?"

"25 for one eye and 25 for the other!"

Ugh, he's doomed to be his father.

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R. is meticulously coloring her picture. She looks up at me and says, "Mommy, do you like how I'm coloring the bunny's bush?"

Mr. Schmitty glances at me and I burst out laughing. I know, I know, sick, perverted minds think alike.

T. asked, "What's so funny about the bunny's bush?"

"Yea, why are you laughing about the bunny's bush?" W. chimes in.

I just roared until I couldn't breathe.

10 comments:

Jennifer H said...

ha! I would have been laughing, too.

The eyelash story is sweet...

Bonnie said...

My husband & I would have laughed too. The only difference is I have a 12 year old who would have gotten the joke.

Kelley said...

I am with Bonnie, my 16 and 14 year olds would be sniggering first!

Laura said...

I am still laughing!!! Great stories...thanks for sharing.

Jen said...

I would have laughed too. The other day my son was telling me about a little boy in his class who was eating peanuts for a snack and he said "He likes to like his nuts all over." It took all the self control I had not to laugh long and loud and hard.

Jennifer said...

Hee. You sound just like my husband and me. We've tried, but we just can't move past 8th grade sometimes. ;)

Half-Past Kissin' Time said...

This is my first time here, and I am already hooked! Love the look, the pics, and your sense of humor. I'll be back!

P.S. Are you on The Buzz?

Bottles Barbies & Boys said...

ROFL....If they only knew!
My husband and I share the same laughs with our kids all the time.

Super B's Mom said...

HAHAHAHAHA
That is good stuff.

Don't worry, I'm just as bad. When Super B was little, he loved watching the baby einstein movie about stars and planets. Uranus got me everytime.

Btw...where can I gets me some of those new lashes? :P

EE said...

LMAO...that is priceless!!!
PS I just voted!!