"Good!" "Great!" "Fantastic!"
Suddenly, Crack! W. broke a crayon.
"Oooops!"
I reply, "OOOOHHHHHH, 50 lashes for you!"
"That's good!" he says.
Puzzled, I asked, "Why is that good?"
"25 for one eye and 25 for the other!"
Ugh, he's doomed to be his father.
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R. is meticulously coloring her picture. She looks up at me and says, "Mommy, do you like how I'm coloring the bunny's bush?"
Mr. Schmitty glances at me and I burst out laughing. I know, I know, sick, perverted minds think alike.
T. asked, "What's so funny about the bunny's bush?"
"Yea, why are you laughing about the bunny's bush?" W. chimes in.
I just roared until I couldn't breathe.
10 comments:
ha! I would have been laughing, too.
The eyelash story is sweet...
My husband & I would have laughed too. The only difference is I have a 12 year old who would have gotten the joke.
I am with Bonnie, my 16 and 14 year olds would be sniggering first!
I am still laughing!!! Great stories...thanks for sharing.
I would have laughed too. The other day my son was telling me about a little boy in his class who was eating peanuts for a snack and he said "He likes to like his nuts all over." It took all the self control I had not to laugh long and loud and hard.
Hee. You sound just like my husband and me. We've tried, but we just can't move past 8th grade sometimes. ;)
This is my first time here, and I am already hooked! Love the look, the pics, and your sense of humor. I'll be back!
P.S. Are you on The Buzz?
ROFL....If they only knew!
My husband and I share the same laughs with our kids all the time.
HAHAHAHAHA
That is good stuff.
Don't worry, I'm just as bad. When Super B was little, he loved watching the baby einstein movie about stars and planets. Uranus got me everytime.
Btw...where can I gets me some of those new lashes? :P
LMAO...that is priceless!!!
PS I just voted!!
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