How do kids come up with this stuff?!
T.: "I have 6 pussies!"
Mr. Schmitty and I spin our heads around and look at each other with shock on our faces.
Me: "WHAT?!"
T.: "I have 6 Puss 'N Boots Cheez-its left!"
Whew!
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R.: "Where did my penis go?"
Me: "You don't have one!" Thinking to myself that I've had this conversation a million times with her.
R.: "I know, it must have fallen off and flushed down the toilet when I was doing pee pee."
Oh Boy!
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W.: "Why do we call a W a W?"
Me: "I don't know, what else would it be called?"
W.: "It should be called a double V!"
A 9 year old's mind at work!
T.: "I have 6 pussies!"
Mr. Schmitty and I spin our heads around and look at each other with shock on our faces.
Me: "WHAT?!"
T.: "I have 6 Puss 'N Boots Cheez-its left!"
Whew!
**********************************************************************
R.: "Where did my penis go?"
Me: "You don't have one!" Thinking to myself that I've had this conversation a million times with her.
R.: "I know, it must have fallen off and flushed down the toilet when I was doing pee pee."
Oh Boy!
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W.: "Why do we call a W a W?"
Me: "I don't know, what else would it be called?"
W.: "It should be called a double V!"
A 9 year old's mind at work!
11 comments:
Yeah, I've been wondering where my penis went, too. LOL
I LOVE when they come out with crazy things. Even better that they have no clue how funny it all is!
Great post! xoxo
The kid has a good point. Why not a double V?
LMAO!
Ohh, Douuble V is a good one and totally logical!
double V..... brilliant. and hilarious.
So funny! I too love it that they are so oblivious of these moments - the special words.
In german, they do call it a double-V!
I totally agree...it SHOULD be called a double v.
Those are great!
ROTFL!
Six?!! Yikes. I have enough drama with one.
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