Tuesday, October 16, 2007

The Things They Say

How do kids come up with this stuff?!

T.: "I have 6 pussies!"

Mr. Schmitty and I spin our heads around and look at each other with shock on our faces.

Me: "WHAT?!"

T.: "I have 6 Puss 'N Boots Cheez-its left!"



R.: "Where did my penis go?"

Me: "You don't have one!" Thinking to myself that I've had this conversation a million times with her.

R.: "I know, it must have fallen off and flushed down the toilet when I was doing pee pee."

Oh Boy!


W.: "Why do we call a W a W?"

Me: "I don't know, what else would it be called?"

W.: "It should be called a double V!"

A 9 year old's mind at work!


Anonymous said...

Yeah, I've been wondering where my penis went, too. LOL

I LOVE when they come out with crazy things. Even better that they have no clue how funny it all is!

Great post! xoxo

Zephra said...

The kid has a good point. Why not a double V?

Valerie said...


*~*Cece*~* said...

Ohh, Douuble V is a good one and totally logical!

meleah rebeccah said...

double V..... brilliant. and hilarious.

Kellan said...

So funny! I too love it that they are so oblivious of these moments - the special words.

fold my laundry please said...

In german, they do call it a double-V!

Maria said...

I totally agree...it SHOULD be called a double v.

Oh, The Joys said...

Those are great!

EE said...

Too funny!!!

Shauna Loves Chocolate said...


Momo Fali said...

Six?!! Yikes. I have enough drama with one.