Anyway, I rolled over, in the dark, to give him a kiss goodnight. I was met with the most puckered up lips I have ever encountered.
"That was like kissing an asshole!" I snorted hysterically.
"You've kissed an asshole alot?" He chuckled back.
"Everyday of my life, dear, everyday.of.my.life."
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Mr. Schmitty took the chocolate ice cream from the freezer. I then watched him take a large serving spoon from the kitchen drawer. He popped the lid off of the container and scooped out a large mound of ice cream. He proceeded to eat it right off the spoon as he put the container back into the freezer.
"That's all you are going to have?" I asked the ice cream fiend.
"Yup!" He mumbled through his apparent blissful moment.
"I see you keep doing that lately. I can't believe that's all you are having," I said as I watched him enjoy the last of the melting goodness.
"I'm just having enough to curb my craving," he said as he placed the spoon in the sink.
He turned toward me and I lifted my shirt. I flashed my freshly unleashed girls at him.
"There! That should have curbed any cravings you might have!" I exclaimed as I turned and walked away.
"That's all you are going to have?" I asked the ice cream fiend.
"Yup!" He mumbled through his apparent blissful moment.
"I see you keep doing that lately. I can't believe that's all you are having," I said as I watched him enjoy the last of the melting goodness.
"I'm just having enough to curb my craving," he said as he placed the spoon in the sink.
He turned toward me and I lifted my shirt. I flashed my freshly unleashed girls at him.
"There! That should have curbed any cravings you might have!" I exclaimed as I turned and walked away.
7 comments:
Oh My goodness that had me laughing and rolling on the floor! Thank you for the giggle. I shall have to remember that one.
*Giggles*
Im going to try that one next time!
Oh man...that is the best thing ever. I love it!
LOL..I do that to my hubs too.
OMG...that was the funniest thing I have ever read...I popped over from Leigh at Tales of Bloggeritaville and can't believe I have been missing you all this time. You are a blast!
Wahaa! That last one...no both of them were good ones!
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